1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons
4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"
6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
